I have to tell you, I think I have this being a dad thing all figured out. Elijah is a happy, healthy kid who I adore. Diana is awesome and beautiful and happy. Grover is, well, nuts, but in a great way.
For the first time in my life, I feel like everything is coming together. You know, balanced. I don’t think anything can phase me…what’s that? Hold on gang.
Sorry for the interruption. Diana just called.
WE’RE HAVING ANOTHER BABY!
And this concludes life as we know it. Things just got significantly more awesome.