Diana and I are heading to Denver to the weekend without Elijah. Although he is in the capable hands of Di’s mom, here is an abbreviated list of the things we’re worried about.
Eli getting kidnapped. Fire. Flood. A gang of post apocalypse mutants attacking the house. The apocalypse. A meteor hitting the house. Dr. Magneto. Elijah wrapping a cord around his neck. Grover eating him. Draino. Penis taught in his zipper. Pine Sol. Pennzoil. Penn and Teller. Hoof and Mouth. Sars. Chicken Flu. Pig Flu. Monkey Flu. Falling into the toilet.