Friday, March 25, 2011
Don and Ed
Don Jacklich and Ed Hamann, this post is in honor of you. Two awesome fathers, and more importantly for this blog, the two best grandfathers in the world.
Now on to the poop!
We’ve had our landlord come over two times, count ‘em, two times to fix stopped up toilets. He’s an ER doctor and has that dry, “Is he joking or not?” style of humor. After his last trip over this his trusty auger he looked me in the eye, and in all seriousness said, “In the industry, we call that a Code Brown.”
Elijah can do some damage.
The other day, Eli announced that he had to use the bathroom, as he always does. He proceeded to sit on the toilet with the door wide open so Diana could hear his play by play.
“Mommy! This is going to be a big one!”
A second or two passed.
“Oh, no. It’s not a big one. It’s lots of little ones!”
Another second passed.
“It’s a family of poops!”
“Uh-Oh! Here comes the Grandpa!”