This is a short one, but it’s an important one.
Diana was with the boys a few weeks ago and the subject of front privates came up. You know, who is allowed to touch them. Who is allowed to see them, etc.
As usual, Elijah was being all lawyerly about it. “What if my front privates are on fire? Can a person who isn’t on the list put them out?” That kind of logic.
Suddenly, Luca piped up that a girl who will remain nameless (her name rhymes with “One of the girls from next door”) allowed Luca and Eli to see her front privates.
Before Diana could weigh in on the subject Eli looked wistfully out the window and said, “It was the best day of our lives…”
It was the best day of their lives indeed.